Hold back girls!! Here are some awesome lines that have been thrown my way recently. I wish I saved some of the others. But there will be more, I'm sure!!
1. Hello how u. Doing sweetie and. Where. U up 2 beautiful
2. Hello want to play
3. You are adorable....
4. An IM conversation with a really dorky guy:
HIM: met some nice people but not made it past date 2
ME: same here
HIM: any one worth kissing?
ME: hahahaah
Him: hmmm guess that is a maybe
lookin for relationshp or fun?
ME: a relationship
i'm tired of dating
but i'm not in a rush to jump into a relationship
Him: hmmm
ME: i'd rather be single then settle
HIM: so careful?
date one person at a time?
ME: no
that's why it's called 'dating'
HIM: have more than one lover at time?
[obviously, I saw where this was going]
ME: Gotta go.
nite
5. heyy sexy im paul
6. hi bb
IM from a Young One:
Him: hi
ME: hon you are 20 years old
Him: ok
sorry
ME: no problem
you're just a wee bit too young for me
HIM: thought you were cute though
ME: well thank you
you are too but too young
i'm sure you can find someone more age appropriate
HIM: :(
ME: ;)
good luck and have fun
HIM: sorry i wished you were ok with talking or something
[I saw where that was going....]
7. haha :) I like your disclaimer warning
7. haha :) I like your disclaimer warning
have you ever attended a story telling event
[what the eff is a 'story telling event?}
