Fat Girl PJs

I was at the laundromat last night and a 5 year old girl wanted to help me fold, so I let her. She picked up my reindeer pjs, smiled and asked “Are these your pajamas?” Happy that she liked my sleeping fashion sense I smiled back and said “Yes. They are.” She very innocently replied, “They’re big because you're fat.” She was delegated to sorting socks.

Flower Purse

I walked into Trader Joe's wearing jeans, a flannel shirt and distressed red Chucks.  The big. shiny, fancy flowered purse that hung on my arm definitely clashed with this ensemble but that's pretty much how I dress all the time.

I was slowly making my way to the TJ Frosted Flakes when I realized someone was talking to me.  She was one of two Russian ladies dressed up like they were going to a tea party.

Lady: [Speaking with thick Russian accent]: "I lave your baahg."

Me:[Smiling]: "Oh!  Thank you!"

Russian lady: "Whhhere  deed you get eet?  Eetalee?"

Me: [Thinking momentarily about telling the truth or a fib]: No.  Alabama.
The truth was funnier to me

Russian lady: [looking insulted]  oh.

I smiled as I walked away.  Then I thought that I should've mentioned how inexpensive it was.

She avoided me the rest of the time I was at the store...