alittlebrowndog: Funny Things I've Recently Heard

Welcome to my humble blog........

I came across this site because Viv told me about a friend's "must see" Blog - which I finally found because it's 'dot' not "@" blogspot.com.

I somehow ended up with my own Blog but I had no idea what the heck to do said Blog. I decided on it's original content whilst chatting with a guy I met online who I called The Lounge Singer. He thought I was funny and suggested that I write my witticisms down.

It started out with me pecking away at the keyboard for the sake of posterity. Eventually, it took on a new life and it morphed into a Blog of my online dating experiences.

I hope you enjoy alittlebrowndog

NOTE: Should you find yourself the subject of one of my essays, don't get all jerked up. Stand up, smile and be proud that you made such an impression on me - because it's not easy.

Hugs!!!!!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Funny Things I've Recently Heard

"Jersey shore called and they want their shirts back."

"And all my pink parts are clean."

"Did you get happy?"

Question: "Do you know who Melody Gardot is?"
Answer: "Yes, I'm really into actors and movies."
Comment: "She's not an actor, she's a jazz singer."
Reply: "What's her name again?"

"I was hoping you'd take my shirt home."
"Why"
"So you could smell me when you're not here."
(Note: sweaty gym socks is not something I want to smell at any time.)

Her: "You fat. An I ain't neva tell no one theys fat."
Me: "Yeah, but I'm still a sexy bitch."