alittlebrowndog: December 2019

Welcome to my humble blog........

I came across this site because Viv told me about a friend's "must see" Blog - which I finally found because it's 'dot' not "@" blogspot.com.

I somehow ended up with my own Blog but I had no idea what the heck to do said Blog. I decided on it's original content whilst chatting with a guy I met online who I called The Lounge Singer. He thought I was funny and suggested that I write my witticisms down.

It started out with me pecking away at the keyboard for the sake of posterity. Eventually, it took on a new life and it morphed into a Blog of my online dating experiences.

I hope you enjoy alittlebrowndog

NOTE: Should you find yourself the subject of one of my essays, don't get all jerked up. Stand up, smile and be proud that you made such an impression on me - because it's not easy.

Hugs!!!!!

Friday, December 20, 2019

Milk Butt

I sell stuff online and I guess when people ask if you’re negotiable, they basically want it for free. Eff that. Today this happened over a pair of new shoes I have listed for $35.00

buyer: is the price negotiable?

Me: Yes. I can do $30. They’re really cute

Buyer: leche un tu cuolo.

Me: That’s not very nice.

Then I blocked the dumbass.
If you’re going to insult someone in another language, make sure you spell all the words in the insult correctly.